Well Howdy Doody

Hmmm, well this is awkward...

How long has it been since I last blogged?

Unspeakably long, that's how long!

And there is a crap load of things that need to be said!

But right now?

I don't want to say them!

That's right, I'm lazy!

And I've been making myself love laundry!

You know how?

Because I have allowed myself to connect the act of folding laundry with the act of watching Police Drama and Crime Television shows.

Police Dramas are my faovrite!!!!

After I watch one of them I can't watch any other type of show for the rest of the day, it suddenly seems inferior.

So right now I wil leave you with these thoughts...

-Short hair is the best yo! If you're a woman and you're thinking seriously about chopping your hair off... DO IT! It's the most liberating thing you'll ever do!

-Perhaps laundry isn't so bad after all...

-I love doing my hair in the mornings because afterward my hand smell like product. :)

-If you read this blog, and have been reading this blog, and have continued to read this blog even after my lazy break, then kudos to you!

-If you put on chapstick right before bed, you won't wake up with increadibly soft lips... something terrible will happen!

-Have you ever become immune to your deoderant/anti-persperant?

-I love living in Arizona.

-Writing letters to a missionary is fun.

-Writing letters to a missionary is especially fun when that missionary is as hilarious and legit as Elder Moss.

-I'm a fan of dogs.

-I'm a fan of Rhett and Link.

-I'm a fan of socks.

-Especially Toe socks.

Stay tuned for the following blog posts! You will hear fantastical stories about...

I feel like the lack of captions build suspense therefore enticing your curiostity and drawing you back to this webpage for explinations that will inevtiably come in the future.

See you then!